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I want the truth as much as you do but it doesn't mean I'll get it.


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thrashturbate:

Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.

liftoffmars:

ridge:

nooneslife:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

shavingryansprivates:

this is my favorite video of all time bar none

I cannot stop laughing. 

I’m cry

it’s back

Omg

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iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

hamburgerprince:

bruh. game over. she’s marrying that guy and having really talented artistic babies.

hamburgerprince:

bruh. game over. she’s marrying that guy and having really talented artistic babies.


The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.

The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.

England: What day is today?
Ireland: It's Ju-
Ireland: Oh God....ooooooh fucking crap.
Italy: Holy shit is that today.
England: What? What is it Ireland?!?! Italy?!?
*stumbling down stairs* *shouts gettING LOUDER AND L O U D E R*
ENGLAND: FUCKING SHIT
ENGLAND: RUN EVERYBODY RUN LIKE HELL
*DOORS B URST OPE N*
AMERICA: *POINTS AT ITALY* FUCK YOU
AMERICA: *POINTS AT IRELAND* FUCK YOU
AMERICA: *PUNCHES ENGLAND IN THE FACE AND SLAMS THEM AGAINST A TABLE* AND FUCK YOU MOST OF ALL
AMERICA: YOU KNOW WHAT
AMERICA: FUCK ALL OF YOU
AMERICA: U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

iamnerdtastic:

No matter how much I eat, there’s always room for dessert.

Dessert doesn’t go to the stomach.

Dessert goes to the heart.